Narrow-Bandwidth Television Association

Why does this forum name heading list me as a lab assistant?....I retired years ago!
Albert.

I believe that the number of your postings on the forum determines your "occupation". You shall find that your occupation changes from time to time as you post additional messages. For instance, I am a former electrical engineer and not a scientist, although I would acknowledge that I am somewhat mad.

Gents,

I noticed too that recently I was 'promoted' from Laboratory Assistant to Research Scientist. I would prefer that my occupation was put there as is in my profile which I feel is far more accurate.

Steve A.

Gents,

Seems like my brewing skills have at long last been recognised and I have been promoted to Master Craftsman!! Anyone fancy a pint of Scruttocks Old Dirigible?

Steve A.

P.S. Only those who are English would probably understand the above.

Having been yet again promoted to Mad Scientist I feel it appropriate that I join the following society...

http://www.mad-scientists.org/

Must rush out and buy a white lab-coat....and cancel my appointment with the barber...

Steve A.

I'm promoted to mad scientist, too! My nickname fits now to my titel!

With all these mad scientists around I feel that I am in the middle of
"Metropolis".....now excerpts from that old German film by, Fritz Lang, might look good in NBTV.
Albert.

Metropolis, good idea "Rotwang" would have been a good nickname, too.
So I took "Dr.Zarkov" from "Flash Gordon", unfortunally from 1936, so a little bit too late for mechanical TV.

Having been promoted to the lofty status of 'Mad Scientist', I felt it only appropriate to have an assistant, out of the thousands of applicants here's the one I chose...up to the task do you think?

Steve A.

He looks as though he's been staring at too much NBTV !
Albert.

Having been promoted to the status of Evil Genius, I've changed my Avatar to the one I wish most to emulate....and hold the world to ransom for 'One Million Dollars!!

(Dr. Evil/Austin Powers).

Just wish I could find my Mojo....

Steve Anderson wrote:Having been promoted to the status of Evil Genius, I've changed my Avatar to the one I wish most to emulate....and hold the world to ransom for 'One Million Dollars!!

(Dr. Evil/Austin Powers).

Just wish I could find my Mojo....

Hang on... I saw the cat with something!

Having broken the 200 post barrier I was hoping for a promotion from 'Evil Genius' to something like 'Deranged Despot' or 'Clinically Insane'. Oh well.

Steve A.